Happy Stinkin Birthday. Original song. Copyright 2015 Hurricane Mitch. Lyrics: I woke up this morning / I crawled out of bed / I should've been smiling cause my calendar read / that today was the day I was born long ago / so why was I crying I had candles to blow CHORUS: happy stinkin birthday let's celebrate / one year closer to dying / a few more pounds overweight / hair a little bit grayer / but hey they say I'm aging great / ao happy stinking birthday let's celebrate VERSE 2: I'll have some cake and a strawberry scoop / a beer and some prunes just to help me go poop / and I'll have champagne and I'll raise up my glass / I'll make a toast to my saggy old ass REPEAT CHORUS:
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