Abr 17

10 Jokes

BROKEN CRUSH PICTURE

What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?

Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.


VALENTINE’S DATE

Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Yes, it is February 14th.


VAMPIRE ROMANCE

What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date?

It was love at first bite.


TIDES OF LOVE

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance?


TENNIS MATCH

Why should you not marry a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.


LOVE IS BLIND

What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.


NEW JACKET

I was in the shop looking for a jacket to buy my girlfriend as a present.

I couldn’t decide which one to get, so I asked the salesman, “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, which one would you get?

He said, “A bulletproof one. I’m married.”


WHAT MEN REALLY LOVE

I said, “I love you so much. I could never live without you.”

My girlfriend giggled and asked, “Is that you talking or the beer?”

I said, “It’s me talking to the beer…”


OLIVE WHO?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive, who?

Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.