ANIMALS WITH SMARTS
Q: What’s the smartest animal?
A: A fish because they stay in schools!
WHALE THAT’S FUNNY
Q: Why did the whale cross the street?
A: To get to the other tide.
My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.
Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!
BUG PLUS BIRD
- What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
- A walkie-talkie!
PISCES PLUS PACHYDERM
- What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
- Swimming trunks!
THIS LITTLE DOG WENT TO THE MARKET
Q: What type of market should you NEVER take your dog?
A: A flea market!
Q: Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chi-ha-ha!
MATH FOR OWLS
Q: What kind of math do owls like?
Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
A: She got too jumpy!
SO MUCH FOR PACKING LIGHT
Q: Why did the baby elephant need a new suitcase for her vacation?
A: She only had a little trunk.
IF HIPPOS COULD TALK
Hippo 1: You look like you’re gaining weight.
Hippo 2: That’s very hippo-critical of you.
Q: Where are fish in orbit?
A: In trout-er space
ELEPHANT FOR HIRE
Q: Why didn’t the elephant get the job he wanted?
A: His qualifications were completely irrelephant.
HOPE YOU’RE NOT LACTOSE INTOLERANT
- Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have?
A: Plenty of milk!
THE HARDEST WORKING CHICKEN YOU’LL EVER MEET
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!